The Craziness of Life

Super Monkey Feet Take Manhattan

Queen D
6 August 1977
External Services:
  • ditzwill@livejournal.com
  • iowaditz
  • ditzwill
I am made up of mostly water. I have a webpage. You love it. You want to visit it. :} Click here to go to my personal website! :)

I am a S(uper)S(ized)B(ig)B(eautiful)W(oman) who lives in and loves Iowa. Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and Savior and I believe the Bible to be the 100% factual Word of God. I believe that the Bible teaches tolerance, not hatred. I may not agree with the choices people make in life, but I will not hate people nor base my friendship with people on those choices (unless those choices include hatred and/or dishonesty).

Some call me "abrupt", some call me "rude". I just say that I'm honest and don't beat around the bush. I'm not all about social niceties for the sake of social niceties, but I don't think it's right to be rude to people. However, my idea of rude and other people's idea of rude sometimes don't mesh too well. I try to live by "Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself". I like to be treated with honesty, and respect so I try to do the same. I am only human, however, so I don't always succeed--especially if I've had a bad day.

I have an extremely sarcastic and goofy sense of humor. I absolutely love to laugh and I do it often. As far as comedies go, Futurama is my absolute favorite comedic TV show. Mitch Hedberg was my favorite comedien. Eddie Izzard is my current favorite comedien. I am just a goofy person. :)

I am engaged to be married to the man that God made for me. We keep each other sane and entertained. I love him with all my heart and we will wed on April 6, 2008, (04/06/08) at the Raccoon River Nature Lodge in West Des Moines, IA. These plans have changed a lot, but our resolve to be married hasn't. He loves God, loves me, thinks I'm beautiful, is smart, is funny, and treats me like a Queen. I can't ask for anything more. :)

I work in customer service with variable annuities. I really love my job and the people that I work with. It takes a lot of brain-power, but I get to leave the job at work and I have my free-time for me.

I'm a Christian hippie, if that makes any sense. I challenge people's idea of normalcy. I am an odd duck. :)

I think that's enough about me for a while. If you want to know anything else drop me a line. :)